Floaties
Do you know what floaties are?
To some, floaties might be swimming aids. You know, those balloon-like things you attach to yourself before jumping in the pool. To others, floaties might be a cute way of referring to ice cream floats or milkshakes.
To me, floaties are lumps of poo that refuse to sink.
I produce a couple of floaties every now and then. They are both disgusting and fascinating to watch, but they eventually go down in a swirl of blue toilet water. Bon voyage, floaties!
Little Stinker Sinker Isaac
