One of my best buds from school joined me for dinner at home today. I was excited. She was excited. There was lots of excitement!
What did we do on our dinner date? We put on our elephant feet and stomped all over the place. We watched a bit of Shrek and did more stomping. We [...]
Murderer! Murderer! Mama killed our newest “pet” lizard. I had named it Licky.
Papa found the dead, squashed body of Licky between two tables (a small one and a larger one in a stackable pair). Mama claims that it was an accident as she was just moving the furniture about to clean the place.
Hmm. In that [...]
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? That is what Juliet might say to me if I were Romeo. So it’s a good thing I am not!
What am I talking about? I forgot to mention that my classmates and I will be performing a version of Romeo and Juliet in school next week. I will be [...]
I have some good news and bad news.
First, the good news. I am not turning into a leopard. The doctor I visited thinks that I have a bad heat rash. So he gave me a tube on wonder cream and I have my alabaster smooth skin once again.
Next the bad news. Ah Ma is back [...]
Today I finally consented to learning how to wipe my own butt. I have been resisting because I know the evil that lurks there. Now I regret opening my other end a few days ago. Let me explain the connection between both ends of my alimentary canal.
When we were travelling home in the car the [...]
I might be turning into a leopard! Why do I think so? Spots are appearing over various parts of my body!
This transformation seems to happen in school most of the time. My folks think that something in the bedding or some other biting insects might be causing it.
One day I came home with what looked [...]
I decided to migrate last week.
No, I don’t mean that I decided to return to the USA. But migrate does mean “move”, right? I migrated some of my toiletries to my parents’ bathroom!
I like my folks’ bathroom because they have two sinks. This allows me to do my business as mama or papa do theirs. [...]
Want to take a peek at my farm visits? Here are just a few photos at Picasa.
Little Farmer Isaac
My folks tell me that I should not lie. If I am trouble and I lie about it, I will be in double trouble! So I try to be honest. But I have found that being honest all the time might get me into trouble.
If someone gives me something to eat or drink and it [...]
My folks watched a silly movie where someone called Mike Myers played a guru. Sometimes he would knock knuckles with someone and say:
Give me a pound
Lock it down
Cut the pickle
Tickle, tickle!
I like doing the sequence of hand actions because I think that it’s very funny. But I also came up with one of my own. [...]
