Elevator
I’ll switch on and off the lights and fans on my own, thank you very much! Why? Because I’m a big boy.
Unfortunately, being big does not make me tall. And not every light and fan switch comes with a wireless remote control like the one in my room. So papa showed me how to use a low stool to increase my reach. Ah, the power and the freedom! Ah, the light and the breeze!
I wonder why I didn’t think of doing this myself. After all, I use a small plastic step ladder to reach the kitchen counter when I help mama with meals.
Whose idea was it to make things so high anyway? I’d like to kick him in the nuts. But hold on, please… I need to get a stool…
Little Enlightened Isaac
