Leap!
Today is supposed to be a special day because there is only one Feb 29th every four years. Thank goodness I wasn’t born today otherwise I would have very few birthday cakes and presents!
Apparently there are events commemorating today like movie releases, marriages, and whatnot. But, really, what is all the fuss about? Why don’t they focus on something more practical… like toilet design?
Let me explain. I “celebrated” the leap year by almost leaping from the toilet seat. I have discovered that certain poo plops make big splashes and the toilet water baptizes my bottom. Stuff is supposed to come out, not go in!
Someone should invent a comfortable, no splash back toilet. This may not be a priority compared to saving the planet, but I think they can think about this issue once every four years, right?
Little Leapin’ IsaacÂ
