Oui?
I have a deeper understanding of why it’s called the “Wii”. It’s not just because you go “Whee!” when you play it. It’s not just because “we” play it together.
I am almost embarrassed to tell you this, but I learned not too long ago that the Wii can also make you wee! I was so engrossed in a Wii Sports game that I ignored the call of nature.
Nature hinted. It poked and prodded. Then it finally let out a loud roar that caught me by surprise. Before I knew it, my underwear was wet and I was standing in a puddle of my piddle. Boy, did my parents roar too!
But I learned my lesson. When nature called while I was playing yesterday, I ran to the bathroom, Wiimote still attached to my wrist, and I let nature take its course. Oui, relief!
Now, would anyone like to guess which Wiimote I had on while I wee-ed?
Wii Little Isaac
