Piss off
Yesterday I talked about “shitting down” and today I want to tell you about pissing off. No, I am not getting potty-mouthed! It’s just the way some adults say things!
But first things first. Sometimes I get preoccupied with my cars or immersed in my favourite TV shows. When papa tells me that it is time to bathe, I resist. Then he will announce, “Wee-ing contest!”
That is the signal for me to run to the bathroom and see who can wee into the toilet bowl the fastest! I always win!
I know that it is papa’s way of a) getting me into the bathroom and b) getting me to pee in the bowl instead of the shower area. But it is so much fun!
This is at least one thing that I can do only with papa and not with mama. Mama cheats by sitting on the bowl and I don’t think she would like it if I tried to wee while she was still seated on it!
Like there are cook-offs, I enjoy a good piss off. If you think you are up for a challenge, let me know the time and the bowl. I am confident that I will beat you, pants down!
Little Man Isaac
