Yesterday I talked about “shitting down” and today I want to tell you about pissing off. No, I am not getting potty-mouthed! It’s just the way some adults say things!
But first things first. Sometimes I get preoccupied with my cars or immersed in my favourite TV shows. When papa tells me that it is time [...]
Am I too young to start making fun of my teachers? Let me tell you a story and you can decide…
Today I told papa that one of my teachers has a funny way of asking us to do something. When she wants us to be seated, she will say, “Shit down, pleash!” I had a [...]
You may be pleased to note that my play date with Kaatje yesterday went well.
Kaatje and her folks are not from Singapore and they live in campus housing. They have a nice big place… all the better to fill up with toys I say!
While our mamas chatted, we had tea over a small table and [...]
Sometimes I like to be the little man in the middle. Other times I don’t.
When mama and papa hug me at the same time, they make an Isaac sandwich. Maybe we are more like a hot dog. Whatever the case, it is oh-so-delicious!
But today I was the object of affection from two girls in my [...]
We had an evening out yesterday and we came across some Halloween costumes on sale. I was pleased to find a pumpkin-warlock hat!
It’s a shame that we don’t really celebrate Halloween here in Singapore. When I was a year old in Bloomington, I was an iPod click wheel. When I celebrated my first Halloween, I [...]
I skipped school today with mama’s full approval. Why? I had to collect my passport!
Mama submitted the application online and had to provide a digital photo of me. So that was why papa wanted to take so many photos! But the folks who made the passport had to see me in person before they would [...]
Did you miss me last Friday? I was around, but where were you?
OK, OK… to make up for it, I’ll sing you a song that I just composed. A, B, C, D, E, F, Wee. H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Pee!
Hee-hee! I thought that was really funny! If you think that it [...]
I have a new friend and his name is Hoppy. Mama says that he is imaginary, but he is as real to me as Thomas the Tank Engine or Lightning McQueen!
Hoppy is a kangaroo who likes to eat bananas, pears, and blueberries. He can’t eat very much else because his hands are too small. He [...]
Boy, did I have a splashing good time at Sentosa today!
Unfortunately, the rest of my classmates and other kids from my school were also there (could the place get more crowded?). Fortunately, mama joined me for the field trip.
Unfortunately, it rained and we only watched part of an animal show. Fortunately, we got to play [...]
My folks reminded me that I am going “overseas” tomorrow. Yes, I am going on a field trip with my classmates to Sentosa!
The last time I flew over a large body of water, it took about a day to fly from the USA to Singapore. I am told that the field trip won’t take nearly [...]
