I love to jump. (Some people might like to say that they like to jump up and down. You can’t. You can only jump up!)
But there is something more fun than just jumping. And that is jumping and farting each time you land. Why else would mama and papa react they way they do?
Fumping (jumping [...]
Today mama helped me prepare a Father’s Day card for papa.
I did most of the work, of course, but I needed mama to help me draw the outline of my hands. You could say that the card was mostly my handiwork!
We surprised papa with the card while he was still in bed. He was [...]
What’s a person without his or her idiosyncrasies? Here’s one of mine…
If you plonk a cup of milk in front of me, I am not likely to finish it. If you first give me half a cup and then another half cup soon after I finish the first half, I will gulp it all down!
As [...]
Parents shouldn’t worry so much about what we eat. As long as it’s not poo, it’ll contribute to a balanced diet!
Take me for instance. I like things plain and simple. If you present me with too much variety, I might not know where to begin!
Even if you put just a few items in front of [...]
Have I written about OCD before? I’m not sure but I’ll write about it just in case.
An interested observer watching me eat M&Ms might think that I exhibit early signs of obsessive compulsive disorder.
I like to eat them by colour and I always eat the blue ones last. Sometimes I save them for another time! [...]
My folks tell me that I visited an important place last evening. It wasn’t a museum or a place of historical significance. It wasn’t even the place where mama and papa got married.
It was a roti prata stall at Jalan Kayu. Now I know how seriously Singaporeans take their food!
We visited the prata place [...]
I reached a milestone today: I got my own ez-link card.
For those of my readers who don’t know what an ez-link card is, it is something that helps me travel on Singapore’s buses and trains. (It can also help me buy stuff at places like McDonald’s.)
How do I do this? I tap the card on [...]
My folks are thinking of introducing me to a dentist. Should I be worried?
I accompanied my folks to the dentist today. I was there to provide morale support for papa who then disappeared into a small room.
Hey, how come I wasn’t allowed into that room? All I could hear were high-pitched drilling sounds. Were they [...]
I have a new hobby. And it involves search and rescue!
I noticed that mama grooms papa like a chimpanzee. When I asked her what she was doing, she told me that she was plucking out white hairs from papa’s head!
I immediately made my services available, but it was more difficult than it looked. I was [...]
Congratulations Godma Sohie! I hear that you got married recently.
I am sorry that I don’t have wings big enough to fly all the way to Canada. I would have liked to say “Congrats!” in person.
I would also have liked to try the dessert that my folks mentioned. What was that again? Oh, yes… honeymoon. Mmm, [...]
