Wee bigger
I may be a wee li’l boy, but I am bigger now.
It’s great to be bigger because I don’t need as much help from mama or papa. If I am at home and need to wee, I’ll visit the loo myself.
I’ll take off my pants and underwear, climb onto the toilet with a stool, make my donation (wee) and get a receipt (wipe). Then I’ll push the stool over to the basin, wash my hands with soap, and dry off.
What I do next depends on what I was doing before nature called. If I was playing with my cars or trains, I might rush back to play. Who needs underwear to coordinate a traffic jam or to prevent/cause a train crash?
Toddler Isaac