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When people ask me my name, I tell them what it is. When they want to know my age, I give them more information than they need.
First I tell them that I am two-and-a-half. Then I add that I am also “a nuisance and a half.” That is what grandma affectionately calls me.
I think I should have a pet name for her too. How about “doormat” because she lets me walk all over her? Perhaps “cash cow” for all the money I am going to milk from her when I turn three?
Toddler Isaac
