No cake?
I found out that today was grandpa’s birthday. What, no cake? What a disappointment!
Apparently putting so many candles on a cake would have been a fire hazard. But who says that the candles must go on the cake? Why not blow out the candles somewhere else? That way the cake doesn’t get all hole-ly and waxy.
Yeah, that’s a great idea! Now reward me with some cake…
Toddler Isaac