Drop ‘em!
Apparently some people like to drop names. I hope that the names are not attached to name tags which are in turn attached to people. Otherwise there will be a loud “Bonk!” or “Splat!” sound.
I prefer to drop my pants! The moment I come home, I will pull off my shorts and wander around in my underwear.
It’s so warm and humid here, why keep the sauna in my pants going any longer? It’s not as if I am steaming any veggies in there!
Toddler Isaac