Anti-mossie
I am sweet and the mossies know it!
I now have one mossie bite on my face and several elsewhere on my body. The bump on my face looks like a pimple, so it looks as if I have prematurely reached puberty!
Mama has got several bites too, but papa hardly has any. Hmm, I must have inherited some sweet, tasty blood from mama! I am guessing the mossies like my blood even more because I am softer and juicier!
And that is why I don’t want to bathe as much. People don’t like being near other people who are stinky. Can’t I fool the mossies into not sucking my blood by putting off a bad smell?
But then I’d have to deal with flies. Dang it, there’s no win-win situation!
Toddler Isaac