My folks tell me that today is a special day: It is their wedding anniversary. Is it special enough for cake and candles? Apparently not!
I saw mama writing up a card for papa and I wasn’t asked to help with my crayons. Papa already bought mama a two-in-one present on Mother’s Day (cheapskate!), but I [...]
I overhead papa telling mama about a CNN article about a famous baby who has yet to be born. Apparently there are people who might be willing to pay a lot of money for a photo of that baby!
Wow! If a picture is worth a thousand words, then each of those words might be worth [...]
Papa thinks that while I have very thick skin, I may have a sensitive soul.
You see, I get punished when I do something naughty. I used to cry when my hand got smacked, but now I mostly just go “Ow!” and potter along. I also know how to quickly say “Sorry, mama!” or “Sorry, papa!” [...]
Apparently there is one part of me that is very long. Some people say that length doesn’t matter, some believe it does.
I am told that I have a very long attention span (what were you thinking?!).
Some people have noticed that I can sit and focus on things. I will sit and eat instead of running [...]
I have heard hail falling against our window before, but I saw those blobs of ice for the first time today.
Papa and I were looking out the window during the rain when it began to hail. They so clonked loudly against the window pane! We also saw some hail lying in the grass and parking [...]
I like to do comedy “improv”.
I used to like singing about Old MacDonald and his farm (E-I-E-I-O!). But after a while, Old MacDonald and his farm (E-I-E-I-O!) got a bit tiresome, even if we sang about his tractor.
One day, when papa went “And on his farm he had a…”, I said, “Pizza!” Why not? It’s [...]
Can anyone tell me what season it is?
The reason I ask is that we are heading towards summer but it almost felt like winter last week. Even the furnace kicked in a few times… oh, the comforting hum of the gas fire and fan at night!
But I can’t figure out what to wear! I was [...]
Today is Mother’s Day. So what happens today? Do we get cake? No? OK, then… do we get balloons? No?!
Papa tells me that we appreciate mama today (only today?). Hmm, can’t we show our appreciation with cake, candles, and balloons? To show her how much we love her we should have ice cream and chocolate [...]
I like playing with my squishy, colorful letters and numbers. I like to pour them out on the carpet, randomly select them, and name them one by one!
I identify them all correctly, of course, and mama or papa praise me each time. Wah, if praise had any nutritive value, I’d be morbidly obese by now!
I [...]
I like going to stores or supermarkets because there are so many things to see.
Marsh has got to be one of my favorites. Many of the interesting things I see there are also yummy to eat too!
My folks can count on me to help them with the groceries. Not only do I like to [...]
