Up and down, up and down… that is what to do now. Walk up and down stairs that is!
I don’t know which bozo invented stairs! Why can’t we walk up and down slopes or have escalators like the ones in shopping malls?
Some steps are so high that I have to adapt. Sometimes when I [...]
Yesterday, my folks and I joined Aunty Meow in a drive up to Indianapolis. As a Hoosier, I thought that I should see my state capital!
While I had been to the Indy Zoo and Children’s Museum before, I had never been to the state capitol for the most important reason of all: To eat! Ooh, [...]
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to be cute!
I don’t get paid to be cute. I don’t get free stuff for being cute. People say that I am cute, but talk is cheap! Even my folks take His Royal Cuteness (me) for granted sometimes. Let me explain.
My folks moved the bedroom furniture again so [...]
Wow, I must be having a lot of fun because time is really flying! It seems like the new year just started and we are going to celebrate another new year already!
What? It’s Chinese New Year this weekend? It’s not on my calendar and hardly anyone knows about it here. What? I’m Chinese? I thought [...]
I’ve got music, I’ve got rhythm…
You know how I like to bop to music, right? When I hear a heavy beat, I’ll jiggle my head and move my little booty!
Now I’ve taken to twirling! When we go out on walks, I sometimes stop in my tracks and spin around like a whirling dervish! I do [...]
My folks say that I am now officially a little redneck (that’s Ah Beng to the folks back home)!
It’s not because I have reverted to just staring at most strangers. (I used to wave and blow kisses indiscriminately.) It’s not because I have a loud voice. It’s because of duct tape.
Some folks here who are [...]
Ooh, what a windy day it was today!
I went out with mama and papa to borrow new books from the county library. We also had lunch out. But I am surprised that we even got as far as we did.
The wind blew so hard that I had to squint! A gust almost took me off [...]
It was papa’s birthday yesterday! He’s so old that I can’t count that far. Apparently there is a “3″ and a “7″ somewhere in his age. Is he 73? Maybe he’s just 10!
Anyway, mama baked a yummy chocolate cake with fresh bing cherries on top! Mmm, I love chocolate (mama says that I get this [...]
I like the word “ready”. It tells me that something fun is going to happen!
When I go out on walks with mama and papa, “Ready?” comes before I get lifted off my feet in a mega-jump! When I horse around with papa, “Ready?” comes before I fly through the air or plop on the futon.
So [...]
I am nuts about nuts! I love peanuts and peanut butter!
Unlike my Hoosier brethren (and sisteren?), I was allowed by my folks to have peanut butter from an earlier age. The WIC office folks don’t recommend it because some people here are allergic to peanuts.
I, on the other hand, can eat just about anything! Slap [...]
