Paper cut!
Yesterday was another warm day so we decided to run out of the apartment and have dinner out.
Instead of going to our favorite Wendy’s, we made a detour to McDonald’s instead. At first I thought: Piffle, inferior food! Then papa bought me my very own Happy Meal of chicken nuggets, fries, and milk! The food wasn’t as good as Wendy’s but at least I had my own meal!
The meal came with a toy too! Papa exchanged the Disney toy for a toddler version and I got a new toy truck for his troubles. Wah, no wonder they call it a happy meal! I zoomed the truck on the table with one hand and stuffed my face with the other!
The toy also came with a pamphlet with information on Fisher-Price’s Little People toys. I loved looking at the pictures while I ate. Unfortunately I got too excited, waved the pamphlet about vigorously, and gave myself a paper cut! I said “Oww!” but my folks didn’t notice the cut.
A short while later, I took a piece of chicken out of my mouth and “marinated” it with some blood from my finger. That was when my folks saw the cut!
My folks claim that, being former teachers, they have eyes at the back of their heads. I think they should move the eyes forward and pay me more attention!
By the way, who should I take to court: McDonald’s or Fisher-Price?
Baby Isaac
