He knows…
Yesterday I found out that papa knows more than he seems to know (which is about as much as a piece of firewood).
I had lunch at the Foong’s place again and was hoping to make out with Baby Hayley. But she was indifferent towards me! This was despite the fact that I wore my sexy mesh tank top. What, too gay?! It was too hot to wear anything else, woman!
Papa told me that I learned an important lesson: You can never understand women, so don’t even try!
I didn’t. I ate her lunch instead! She wasn’t interested until I started asking Aunty Pui Wan for more! To keep things in balance, I wasn’t too interested in what mama had to offer me.
The mamas said they should exchange each other’s cooking so that we would eat more. Papa said they could probably serve doggy doo-doo and we would still eat them as long as someone else was serving them up.
Hmm, me thinks papa is on to us! How did he find out? There must be a spy in our baby network! We should have been less accommodating towards that big baby with the moustache at our last five meetings!
Baby Isaac
