i-saac on the i-nternet

Mama thought I should try walking outside for a change. Papa agreed much to my dismay. My folks claim that I am a wuss when it comes to walking on natural surfaces such as grass or sand.

I am a highly evolved and sophisticated baby! Why should I have to walk on anything less than carpet? Fortunately the playground had a spongy surface, and since it felt like carpet, I did not mind some assisted walking.

The slides and jungle gym looked like fun but my folks said that I was too little to take it on. So I sat on mama’s lap while she hung from a tire swing. Whee! That was so much fun!

A little Hispanic girl came over to look at me. I smiled at her twice but she did not respond. My charm beam must have been on low! See, mama? That’s what happens when you deny me moo!