Poisoned!
Ah, poop! My folks think that I am suffering from a case of food poisoning.
Who would want to poison such a cutey pie? I hope that the villain is not someone from my playgroup otherwise the gloves will have to come off!
I ate almost the same stuff as my folks so I can’t figure out why I am the only one who is sick. Maybe I should not have tasted the table at Village Deli or the handrail on the bus. Sigh!
I starting tooting and pooing last night in greater-and-more-fluid-than-usual quantities. Then I puked up my moo this morning. Now I have a slight fever.
I did not realize that when I said I wanted to practice toot-tooting yesterday that I could predict the future! Does anyone out there want PowerBall or Toto numbers? Oh wait, I don’t do numbers yet… too bad!
Baby Isaac
