I fell asleep after all that excitement at yesterday’s baby shower. When I woke up, mama was gone!
Papa told me that all the mamas had gone out to a wine bar called Tutto Bene. It was a ladies sans babies night out! Wo-wo-wo! Why would all the mamas leave their precious little darlings at home?
Mama [...]
When mama told me that we were going to a baby shower, I was a bit puzzled. It was a bit early in the day and papa did not come over to me, strip me, and let me play with my rubber ducky. (It’s a real rubber ducky you pervert!)
Mama said that it wasn’t that [...]
I am Crawl-zilla (2.09MB)! Cower and take cover puny humans!
That is how I feel as I wander around the apartment. I no longer worry about the carpet… it gives me traction as I leave a swathe of destruction in my wake! Bwah-hee-hee!
Baby Isaac
Strange red spots appeared on various parts of my body about two days ago. They have since disappeared after two treatments of calamine lotion. But my folks have been trying to figure out why they appeared in the first place.
I did not eat anything unusual (that they know of). I did not touch anything unusual [...]
I have heard some adults talk about how some things make them climb or crawl up the wall. I have not seen any of them do this and I hope my folks don’t expect me to do this eventually.
I am getting better at crawling. However, I do not like to crawl on the carpet. I [...]
I gave mama a fat lip. Not once but twice. Yeah, I ka-bished her last week too! I get excited easily and sometimes I don’t know my own strength.
Actually, it’s all part of my diabolical plan. I am hoping that someone will think that papa is a “wife beater”. Then the authorities will take him [...]
I starred in a horror movie (5.88MB) yesterday. Mama was a co-star and director. Papa was the camera man and editor.
I don’t think we will win any awards for this. But you will talk about it for some time to come! Bwah-hee-hee!
BTW, the movie is entitled “Shit Happens!“.
Baby Isaac
I have been a busy baby this month.
I have learned to pull myself up into standing position, sit myself up, try new foods, and make more noise! See what I have been up to (4.49MB)!
Baby Isaac
I conducted an experiment today. I proved that what goes in, must come out (2.91MB).
But I have not determined if this happens with the right hand or the left. More studies need to be conducted to verify this!
Baby Isaac
OK, rabid Isaac video fans, here is another clip. This one is of me waving and giving mama a kiss (2.58MB).
Sometimes I wonder whether my folks think they are raising a baby or a dog! Piffle! If I didn’t have diapers on, I’d water a table leg and leave a present on the carpet!
Baby Isaac
