I exercise to balance my food intake.
One of my favorite physical activities is bungee jumping. No, not the type where you jump off bridges, balloons, or platforms. I would poop in my pants if I did those. (Although if I did jump, I’d be well prepared since I already have diapers on.)
No, I have [...]
Yesterday I wrote about how much I like to eat. Today I write about how eating sometimes gets me into trouble.
A few days ago, mama and papa introduced me to biscuits. After a brief conversation, I bit my new acquaintance. Mmm, yummy! Over the next few days I gobbled more friendly biscuits.
Unfortunately, I got a [...]
Today, I thought I’d share something that is close to my heart. My stomach.
I love to eat, but like mama and papa, I still don’t offer a lot of wind resistance.
In particular, I gobble down my food at dinner time. Papa timed me and I can finish a full bowl of cereal in two minutes [...]
I have found a new way to relax. It’s called toilet paper (TP) therapy.
When mama or papa perch me on the toilet, I find ways to amuse myself. I like twirling the roll of TP because more comes out each time I bat it! Whee, it’s so much fun!
My folks don’t feel the same way [...]
I am starting to appreciate music. Whenever I hear something I like on TV, I stare at it, pump my hands up and down, and wriggle my butt.
Sometimes I like the music that is on the Disney Channel. Sometimes I like the music that plays on other kiddy programs or channels. But I also like [...]
Mama thought that I was chewing and gnawing on her too much. So she bought a box of Gerber biscuits for me to try.
Guess what, I love them! I love to pick them up and chomp them. I love to crumble and mush the puny pieces in my mighty paws! Most of all I love [...]
Wo-wo-wo… my online journal was not available yesterday due to a power outage. My blog was one of over 5 million that went offline when this happened! I was not able to regale you with my tales but I’m back now!
Mama found out something I was doing in secret. I do it in the dark [...]
Today mama and papa took me to the downtown post office. I was wondering what they were up to…
They did not cover me with bubble wrap and packing peanuts, put me in a box, and send me somewhere exotic. Instead they applied for a passport for me!
Wow, my very own U.S. passport. Now I [...]
Last night, Marsh (the 24-hour supermarket we live close to) had a special “Midnight Madness” sale. The madness began at 8pm and lasted till 12 midnight. Not only was stuff on sale but they were giving away items too!
Mama and papa decided to go. We were only two minutes late and there was already a [...]
Eek, the area where we live suffered a power outage for a few hours!
It was very dark and quiet. Fortunately mama and papa were prepared and had candles and other lights ready. Whew! But it was still difficult to see what was going on. I could have accidentally suckled on papa instead of mama… eww!
I [...]
