i-saac on the i-nternet

Why am I so disgusted? A recent acquaintance of papa’s saw a thumbnail of this early photo. He told papa that he was shocked. Why? He thought that a woman was nursing at papa’s breast!

Hey! That was me snuggling against papa when I was just under 2 months old! How could he mistake me for a woman? I am Isaac, hear me roar! Furthermore, papa does not have moo mugs. Even if he did, I am quite certain that they would not have any nutritive value.

Just the thought of it makes me shudder… eww-eww-eww!