Gears?
I tried my hand (and foot and arm and leg) at real crawling. I learned that I have gears.
I have been trying to put off crawling for the longest time. I just don’t see the point when I have two mules to carry me around.
Then one day, papa put my favorite biscuits in front of me and just out of reach. How evil! It didn’t help to complain. It didn’t help to look cute either. So I put my butt in gear.
However, I did not know that I was stuck in reverse. The harder I tried to get to the biscuits, the further away they seemed to be. I bet papa sabotaged my gears. Fortunately, I managed to gain some control, went forward, and actually got to the biscuits. And wouldn’t you know it, they were still in a plastic container!
When I get older, I am going to use the forward and reverse gears on papa. This time I hope to be in a car with papa lying on the road. I’ll mush him like a biscuit! Bwah-hee-hee!
Baby Isaac
