Tit for tat
Papa let me have the TV remote control today. But he was afraid that I might accidentally change the language settings to Spanish or somehow launch a thermonuclear device. So he removed the batteries. Piffle!
But I have plotted my revenge. I will pull out all the toilet paper from the roll. I’ll remove all the air from his tires. I’ll suck out all the bubbles from his soda pop. Heh-heh… burp!
Baby Isaac