I don’t have many ticklish spots. The only ones I have are hidden.
Unfortunately, papa found them a few months ago and frequently “attacks” me. Mama decided to record one such assault. Papa calls it eating corn on the cob (1.11MB). I call it assault with a tickle weapon!
Baby Isaac
A few days ago, papa dipped me into what looked like a huge vat of whipped cream. After seeing him polish off a wedge of apple pie with whipped cream on top, I feared the worst. Fortunately, this turned out to be my first bubble bath!
It was so much fun! I swished the bubbles and [...]
Bash-bash-bash! Did I mention that I love to bash things?
I love to hit objects and surfaces to hear what sounds they make. Papa took a photo of me bashing the keys of my Baby Einstein toy. He also said that the clothes I was wearing at the time were as loud as the sounds I [...]
Normally I am the first to wake up, and when I do, I flap about to tell my folks, “Wake up, lazy bums!” Today was different, my folks woke up in the pre-wee hours of the morning (so early it was before I wee-wee).
Why? Mama thought that papa’s wallet was getting a tad fat and [...]
We had the first snowfall last night… around the time I woke up to have a late night moo snack. I wanted to go out but papa said that it was late. I thought that it would have been cool to sip some moo while I watched the snow, just like the way mama has [...]
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. This is a holiday period that is not celebrated in Singapore, but as a U.S. citizen I am supposed to know about killing and eating turkeys to commemorate the killing of Native Americans and the eating away of their lands. Somewhere in the melee families get together, have a meal, and remember [...]
Papa let me have the TV remote control today. But he was afraid that I might accidentally change the language settings to Spanish or somehow launch a thermonuclear device. So he removed the batteries. Piffle!
But I have plotted my revenge. I will pull out all the toilet paper from the roll. I’ll remove all the [...]
My folks claim that it had to happen eventually. There is a video of me in my birthday suit out on the Internet. Uh-huh, I feel like such a celebrity.
Papa was bathing me with my Hippo shower attachment and the spray was ticklish. So I started laughing. Papa decided to record the event when I [...]
Yesterday I mentioned how veggies and fruits pass through me like a train. Today, I tell you how quickly… like a bullet train!
The trains will toot their arrival shortly after a meal and the trains will pull into the station about one meal later. How do I know? According to my folks, when I have [...]
People often ask me whether I look more like mama or papa. Papa says that I look 90% like mama. (Hey, you’re not wriggling me out of your will that easily old man!)
When I was younger, papa said that I only had his fingers and toes. (Yuck, papa has long, mutant-like fingers and toes.) A [...]
