Teletubby?
Papa says that I could be the fifth teletubby: Stinky-Winky.
Apparently, my diapers smell even more evil now that I have started solid foods. With all those animated actions and excited expressions, I thought that mama and papa were expressing their excitement each time they unwrapped my presents. They seemed even more “impressed” when I try to lend a helping hand or leg while I am being cleaned.
I have to admit that my presents have quite a presence. I can almost see a spectre rise from my diapers each time they are opened. The color of the spectre is quite hard to describe, almost greenish-yellow… very similar to the color of my parent’s faces as they hold their breaths. Wimps!
Mama always wants to know how such a small creature can produce so much poop. I want to know something else: What is a teletubby?
Baby Isaac
