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Today I did a one-baby show entitled “Underneath the Blanket”. Well, it wasn’t a blanket I was under but a sarong instead. My performance was a sarong soirée!
Baby Isaac

When people here like something, they say “Cool!” or “Kewl!”. When mama was studying in New Zealand she learned to say “Cool bananas!”. I now know why they have that expression.
One day papa decided that he should fan my nether regions when he changed me in the mornings. (After all, I would have been wearing [...]

Papa owes me big time! Before I tell you why, let me first describe my sleeping arrangements. My crib is in papa’s study. Actually, papa’s computer, books, files, desks, chairs, posters, and other useless things are in my room!
Mama and papa keep reminding me that papa is taking an important exam now. So I help [...]

Papa says that I take after mama in yet another way: I love to watch TV! Mama and I like to sit in front of the boob tube for hours until we get a glazed look in our eyes. I can’t help it, the colors are so bright and the movements so enticing!
Mama likes [...]

In case you did not already know, papa moved my pictures to my own gallery.
I am no longer part of the Pregnant Pause gallery… yay! I am not a pause like a period, a comma, or a series of dot-dot-dots. I am more like an exclamation mark! See my new “punctuation marks” at my own [...]

Woke up.
Had some moo.
Made some poo.
Got my diaper changed.
Played with mama.
Had more moo.
Took a nap.
Got another diaper change.
Read some tips at Dictators-R-Us.com.
Distracted papa.
Took control of papa’s mind to post this blog.
Had some more moo.
Went out with mama to shop for groceries.
Time for a nap!
Baby Isaac

Pbbt! I am learning how to blow “raspberries”. Now I can help mama water her plants or moisturize her face… heh-heh!
I have also discovered that I have feet and toes! I try to grab hold of them with my fingers. My toes look like stubby versions of my fingers but don’t work nearly as well [...]

A few weeks ago, I discovered how much fun it is to stand up. My folks still need to hold my hands to keep me steady but I must say that I like how the air smells at this altitude.
The sensation is different from sitting or lying down. I feel a bit light-headed. The feeling [...]

I am pooping a lot more often now. I think that it may have something to do with the laksa that mama had a few days ago. I was joking about the laksa-flavored moo but mama was serious!
Normally I poop once every three days. Yesterday I pooped three times, the last time right after I [...]

Before you think that all my folks and I do is eat, eat, eat (or gobble & snarf in my case), we also make time for intellectual pursuits.
Just last week, mama took me to the Lap Babies program at the Monroe County Public Library. The mamas and one papa serenaded us babies with songs [...]