I am learning some principles of Physics by observation and experimentation.
By watching the fireworks on the 4th of July, I learned that light travels faster than sound. After that I wanted to know which traveled faster: sounds or smells. I wondered each time I fart whether someone hears it first or smells it first.
In my [...]
Today, mama and I went to Bryan Park to have a picnic with the other mothers and babies.
We babies fell into our usual routine: Eat, sleep, play, poop, and talk amongst ourselves. I think the mamas did the same things too (I wonder who changes their diapers). The weather was still quite pleasant and the [...]
I think that I am in love!
I saw the most gorgeous creature today right in front of me! I stared at it and admired it and could not grow tired of it. Mama and papa told me that I was looking at my own reflection in a mirror. I don’t know what that means but [...]
Every time we go out, people will look at me. Often they want to talk to me too. I think it’s because I am cute. Papa thinks it’s because a baby in a sling is not a common sight.
One day, we bumped into two nice men at Target. After they had walked out of earshot, [...]
I have graduated to wearing the next size of diapers (size 2).
Papa says that is because I have grown bigger down there. At first I thought that I was finally becoming a man. As it turned out, papa was making another fat joke. He said that my “beer belly” was pushing the diapers down and [...]
I have a love-hate relationship with sleep.
I hate being put down for a nap and I make a big deal out of waking up. I will grunt and stretch and wriggle. The only time I like to sleep is when I am in the sling and that is because I get to decide when I [...]
It’s been a while but my folks decided to bathe me in a tub over the kitchen sink again.
They caught me by surprise so I behaved. I looked all around and listened to their senseless babbling and enjoyed their fussing over me. But I hope this isn’t the end of showers with papa and [...]
Today was an unusually cool summer day, so we decided to go out for lunch. Mama and papa decided to eat at their favorite Village Deli. Lots of people had the same idea and the place was crowded. But I didn’t mind because lots of people looked at me and smiled at me.
We bumped into [...]
There is much evil in this world. Today, I fought one of my toughest enemies: Monkey Pillow Monster! See my epic battle online (4.64MB).
Super Diaper Baby away!
Baby Isaac
A few weeks ago I wrote about how my hair seemed to be thinning. Mama noticed how I’d leave a few strands on my clothes or bedding. Papa would find a few hidden in a fold of my neck or in one of my chins (ha-ha, another fat joke! Wait till it’s your turn to [...]
