Archive for May, 2004

Walkies, picnic, and fountains!

Saturday, May 29th, 2004

Today was a nice day so mama, papa, and I went out for a walk.
First we made a visit to the department where papa is studying — Instructional Systems Technology. I don’t know what that means, but the few people that were around in summer adored me and that is what counts most!
Then we [...]

Sit ups!

Friday, May 28th, 2004

Greetings faithful reader!
As future dictator of the known Universe, I have decided that I should sit up instead of lie down.
Lying down has its advantages: I get to sleep, eat, and poop in that position. But I cannot survey all that is mine or glare at an insolent subject, e.g. papa.
So sit up world and [...]

Mama and me

Thursday, May 27th, 2004

Did you think that I would not take a photo with mama, the warden of that “wretched ovarian bastilles” (know where the quotation is from ?
Papa took photos of mama adoring me and me staring back.
Baby Isaac

Bath time!

Monday, May 24th, 2004

Papa gave me my very first bath today! Prior to this, I received sponge baths.
I did not like the bath at first. Why? Bathing meant that I had to be naked! I hate being either clothed or stripped. Such indignity!
So I made a loud fuss. But it was kinda fun at the end, especially when [...]

Back to BABS

Monday, May 24th, 2004

Hello everyone!
I just got back from a BABS reunion and it was a blast! I got to meet all the other babies and their mummies and daddies! It was much nicer to see the other babies in person. It was difficult to hear what they were saying when they were in their mummies’ bellies!
As usual, [...]

Cool dudes

Sunday, May 23rd, 2004

I decided to let papa in on some of the adulation. So we posed for a publicity shot for my next movie, The Lord of the Diapers.
Baby Isaac

Movie star!

Sunday, May 23rd, 2004

Hello fans,
You now have another reason to adore me. I got papa to make two short clips of me, so I am now a movie star!
The first is of me imitating a hiccupping drunk (1.69MB). Mama is the supporting actress in that one. The second is my baby soliloquy entitled “Snug as a Bug [...]

Pacifier?

Saturday, May 22nd, 2004

When will my parents learn?
My folks bought me a pacifier but I was not fooled. Every time they pop it in my mouth, I give it one or two obligatory sucks and then spit it out. You can’t fool me!
No “diet nipple”! No artificial ingredients or coloring! Give me the real thing! Heh-heh!
Baby Isaac

I can…

Saturday, May 22nd, 2004

I have decided to let my folks know that I can smile, coo, and gurgle. Not too much though, so I get what I want when I do those things. Adults are so easy to train!
I can also flip over from my stomach to my back. Papa put me on my belly for my daily [...]

Get together!

Thursday, May 20th, 2004

Greetings loyal subjects!
Today I paid my first visit to the BABS mothers and babies get together. Apparently, they meet every Wednesday and papas are welcome too.
I got my fair share of adoration, but I don’t think everyone got the memo on how to practically worship me!
Anyway, there were at least 10 babies and their mamas [...]